How provoking! This website wants me to compose a tagline, thus:  “In a few words, tell us what this page is about.”

Look, mate — if I knew what the frigging page was about already, I wouldn’t need to write it, now would I?  Bloody cheek!
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All right; most of you who are reading this probably don’t have a clue what that’s supposed to mean, why that simple little request has me (more…)