If ever I run for office, one of my catch phrases will be, “Of course I’ll take bribes!  I gladly accept cash.  What I won’t do is anything in exchange.”

(This isn’t strictly legal (except in Puerto Rico).  I don’t advise any candidate to adopt this philosophy.)

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