Dateline: Chicago 06 Jan 2020
Byline: The Not Fake News, Actual
The fix is in, boys and girls. Chicago is as crooked as always. I know, I know; that’s not actually news. But it’s what I’ve got, so read it and shaddap.
It’s dead on the downtown Chicago streets today. The weather’s turned off nice and there’s a few people walking, but the normal traffic is… well, it’s downtown Chicago, so the traffic is deadly. Pedestrians, look both ways crossing one-way streets, and don’t jaywalk (more…)
Puerto Rico is facing a catastrophic financial crisis similar to that of Greece. In a few minutes, the island government will default on a bond payment, which will generate an automatic sequence of events similar to a run on the banks.
This is all our fault. And we’re not helping. (more…)