(If you’re new to the Great TwiX Experiment, click here for Week 1.)
I’ve been on vacation for a couple of weeks, and these reports have lagged to the point where they’re no longer even close to weekly. I’d thought I could keep up with them easily, but life intervened, and I left my data behind at home.
So here instead we have an interim bulletin, complete with…
NEWS FLASH! Elon Musk now pays me to TwiX!
Hello again from the News Desk here at The Not Fake News!
The past week has been a busy one, with not one but two huge trials in Georgia plus several sentences handed down over conspiracy in the January 6th cases. Doubtless they will occupy the headlines for several months to come, so there’s really no need to mention them here.
However, as usual, this means that there are probably an awful lot of important events folks may have missed thanks to all the hoopla and associated foofraw. That is where we come in.
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(This article is Part 3 of a series. For the first installment, click here.)
Hello, loyal readers, and welcome to Week Three of the Great Blue Check Experiment! In case you’re new here, Iām your host, @gnerphk on TwiX and J. Millard Simpson on any site that publishes my fiction. I’m coming to you today thanks to the wonders of caffeine overdose, having only just met a 4000-word short deadline that may or may not sell. Don’t blame me if the letters shake; blame the stimulants.
As you may recall, in the first article I discussed getting story clicks; in the second, the effects of being classed as “potentially abusive content”. Today I’d like to talk a bit more about the revised System, time-and-effort efficiency, and clickthrough rates.
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This image is from a Twitter… uh, X-Twi… a TwiX post by one Amy Nixon, @texasrunnerDFW. (It’s not the property of TNFN; the laws appear unclear on who exactly owns it. But if Amy objects, we’ll take it down as a matter of simple courtesy.) It shows a startling disparity in Austin, Texas between homes available for sale and AirB&Bs for rent: 3329 homes for sale, 12,127 AriB&Bs for rent.
You’d think this means people should sell the AirB&Bs or something, and that they’re either greedy or stupid.
But after a little research and analysis, this just tells me that Austin needs more houses. Which it won’t get.
No, don’t hate me yet. Read first.
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Last night I discovered a battered old diary in a box in the attic. It was covered in dust and cobwebs, and looked like it had passed through fire and flood. The first half is missing.
Curiously enough, the year at the top of the pages reads 2023. Must be a misprint.
The following are the surviving entries, faithfully recorded by Yours Truly:
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Canada’s been on fire for two months now. Lahaina in Maui just burned flat. And now we have a hurricane causing flooding in Las Vegas, Death Valley, and Los Angeles.
Climate change? Or weather?
Let’s take a look:
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EDITORIAL
I’ve been known on occasion to display my militantly moderate tendencies to the unwary.
It happens. I know it’s still considered impolite to discuss politics in public, but, in fairness, where else could we possibly talk about them? It’s like what Willie Sutton said about why he robbed banks: ’cause that’s where the money is. The people are in public, so I talk to them in public.
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(This article is Part 2 of a series. For the first installment, click here.)
Hello, sports fans, and welcome to Week Two of the Great Blue Check Experiment! I’m your host, @gnerphk on Twitter and J. Millard Simpson on any site that publishes my fiction. We’re speaking to you today from the bottom of a well. It’s dry, so I won’t drown, but the walls are stone and there appears to be no way out, which makes things awkward.
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Aside from spellchecks, grammar checks, and automatic wordcounters, I don’t use AI tools.
Computerized assistance has a great deal of potential for helping writers. The ability to backspace aloneā and no longer having to type with four carbonsā!!! We’ve come a long way from those old upright Remingtons.
But more advanced writing tools are, at best, a crutch. They’re great if you’ve got a bum leg, sure, but if you overuse them, your other muscles will atrophy. Come to rely on them and, when you really need your writing ability, it won’t be there anymore.
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People are on the news talking about an FDA authorization for Ivermectin use in treating COVID. It’s not true. They’re lying to you, perhaps coincidentally right after a minor pharma company just released their new formulation of Ivermectin. It’s pine scented now or something. And their stock price just went through the roof.
Follow the money, people! Do you think nobody in Congress just made a killing? Scurrilous rumor implicates Senator Ron Johnson, but I happen to believe he’s just an ignorant patsy who’s being used by someone close to him. Which isn’t any better for the country, but it’s less immoral.
Want to know more? Keep reading. Because Ivermectin really is a wonder drug, and it might possibly be used to treat viruses – especially in the new pine scent variety.
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