The editorial staff of The Not Fake News, together with our Brain Trust, has long debated registering our formal endorsement for the Presidency of the United States. With the departure of Bernie Sanders from the race, we have finally determined that there’s absolutely nobody running we think is qualified, competent, mentally stable, and has unimpeachable moral standards.
This is nothing new in American politics. Very few of our presidents (more…)
It’s official. The race is down to three candidates: Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and… oh, yes, Tulsi Gabbard.
With Warren’s announcement this morning, the last of the minor candidacies has ended. We won’t see eight people on the stage in the Arizona debate; we’ll see two. Not three, mind; The Party has been (more…)
Stuck In The Middle With You, by Stealers Wheel
Usually I find these things to be, if not informative, then at least excellent entertainment. This was not. This was pro wrestling gone horribly off-script.
As I watched, gorge rising, I could not help but think to myself: Where is Jed Bartlet to save us from these… these mediocrities?! Of them all, only Sanders and Warren (more…)
I have a strange urge to start this with melodrama: “The Manchester streets are quiet today…”
Except they’re not. From the broken-down mill town of Hunter S. Thompson’s heyday, this has become the most populous city north of Boston. Local small businesses prosper year-round; primary season is still important, but far less (more…)
It’s been a grueling day in New Hampshire. Running for office is nothing; it’s the press that suffer.
Spitting snow is expected in February, and it’s just a few pellets. Besides, soon we’ll be inside where it’s nice and warm, packed with all these people, right? …right?
Some free advice: When next you go to a Bernie Sanders town hall, show up well in advance and get (more…)
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