It’s past midnight. Primary Day has come and gone in New Hampshire, and (unlike in Iowa) we have a clear winner: Bernie Sanders.
We actually have three winners, if we include the Mayor In Waxwork. Amy Klobuchar’s come-from-behind resurgence to a 20% return is enough to get her taken seriously going forward, which makes her the real story of today. If she can sustain that momentum through either South Carolina or Nevada, she’s suddenly a top contender. (more…)
“Manchester, New Hampshire, is a broken down mill town on the Merrimack River with an aggressive Chamber of Commerce and America’s worst newspaper. There is not much else to say for it, except that Manchester is a welcome change from Washington, D.C.”
Hunter S. Thompson, “Fear and Loathing ’72”
“You’re here because of America.”
Mitt Romney, Manchester, 2012
“I’m here because I love my country, and I care very much for our future.”
Tulsi Gabbard, Manchester, 2020
Ever since the Fear and Loathing 2020 Tour first descended on New Hampshire (more…)
Just spilled my Coke on Hunter S. Thompson.
I think he’d have been happier about it if (more…)
We started today with an oh-dark-early run up to the ancient Town Hall in Hopkinton for a Yang event. It was nine degrees when we left the hotel; the rented Impala didn’t want to move. My diet Coke was a mass of ice.
Walking across the crusted snow toward the event, I sounded like a marching regiment. One particular grave (more…)
“What do you perceive as problems that need to be solved and how would you, as President, go about solving them?”
Clark McNaughton
As I write this, Tulsi Gabbard is polling at 6% among New Hampshire likely-to-vote Democrats — but nearly 30% among independents, and fairly strongly even with Republicans. More detailed questions reveal that a lot of people have her as their first choice, but instead are voting for a different candidate because they think she’ll lose — not in the General against Trump, but in the Primary.
Leaving aside the inanity of such a statement — if you all vote for her, she’ll win, you morons! — let us instead consider (more…)
With this essay, we welcome to our ranks first-time contributor Rick Swim, who has graciously allowed The Not Fake News to use his answer to my gripe. I set him off with the following: (more…)
The whirlwind tour is taking a quick break this morning. Tech Guy Griff is sacked out in the other room, sleeping the sleep of the just. Just plain tuckered out, that is. Some people can’t keep up with the pace…
That’s really unfair, and if you knew me well you’d be laughing. I’m useless without about eight and a half hours of sleep. No clue why I’m awake right now; I shouldn’t be. Long day ahead, even though we’re skipping (more…)
“The Knives Out sequel was released quicker than I expected.“
John Iadarola, on tonight’s Democratic debate
We’re not at the debate tonight. Nothing we want to know is happening there; we’re here to meet the candidates, not listen to their stump speeches. (Besides, we were anti-invited. “If you show up, we will not let you in. This is for real press, not bloggers.” But that’s neither here nor there.)
So we (more…)
Gabbard’s a no-show again. Most of us weren’t expecting her, but some of her supporters were quite crestfallen. After all, if you can’t handle a teeny little February ice storm, how can you possibly expect to deal with the stress of being president?
Earlier today, Rianna was telling us about a Tulsi cancellation where she apologized by video, then sang her loyal peeps a song while her sister danced a hula in the background. It’s no wonder her followers love her so much. But the (more…)
It’s 2:40 pm, and the candidate isn’t coming. The restaurant didn’t even know he was planning to. Makes me sad; suggests he’s not taking us seriously.
On the other hand, it’s downright nasty out, even for New Hampshire. As it falls from the sky, you never know which drop will hit as water and which as ice. There were accidents galore earlier today but by now (more…)
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