You’d think when there’s a contagion going around there’d be less happening. And yet — and yet –!
Here’s all the news you might have missed thanks to the continual yammering about the present ongoing plague and associated quarantine: (more…)
You’d think when there’s a contagion going around there’d be less happening. And yet — and yet –!
Here’s all the news you might have missed thanks to the continual yammering about the present ongoing plague and associated quarantine: (more…)
Yes, we’re stuck at home — some of us. Others are working three shifts keeping the rest of us alive. And then… then there’s the rest of the world. (more…)
I know it’s a No-Post Sunday, but some of us have a job to do while you sit at home and binge Netflix. Put Friends down (it’s not tough to manage; that show sucked almost as bad as Seinfeld) and read.
For a country so dedicated to the news, we sure are ignorant (more…)
Hello again and welcome to yet another The Not Fake News Update! It’s 30 January 2020, and oh my, are you oblivious or what?
Here’s a quick look at what you’ve been missing during the Great Washington Impeachment Show and Extravaganza:
– Japan’s investigation into the Ghosn extraction has completed, and they’ve issued arrest warrants for the mercs that got him out. Meanwhile, Ghosn is asking to be tried at home in Lebanon on the theory that Japan’s anti-corruption laws are horrific. Though, of course, he’s not guilty. He says. (more…)
And, because we’ve already “broken the seal”, as Brittany might say, here’s The Not Fake News Update for 12 January 2020 — a Sunday, no less.
All the things you haven’t heard about:
– Protests in Haiti are starting up again after the holidays. You might not have heard about them before the holidays; that’s because they’ve been going on for years. I blame the United States, and specifically Bill Clinton. (more…)
It’s the Not Fake News Update, 04 January 2020:
More Things You May Have Missed.
I’m your Not Fake News reporter, and this…. is 2020. (I’ve been waiting all year to say that.)
– In retaliation for multiple attacks on Americans, a U.S. drone strike killed an Iranian general and (arguably) terrorist. In reply, Iran shouts “Death To America” again — but this time they might mean it.
– Australian bushfire season has passed the acreage burned last year by 27%, and there’s still months yet to go. On the plus side, the land already burned (more…)
Merry Christmas. And now that’s over, here’s The Not Fake News Update for today, 25 December 2019:
– Articles of impeachment drafted against President Trump. The story is finally newsworthy.
– Following elections, the Parliament of the UK has given their P.M. the green light on a Brexit plan. It’s almost as though the politicians are doing what the majority (more…)
More things you may have missed during the Glorious Impeachment Show:
– UK holds elections; pro-Brexit Conservatives win. Brexit fatigue is one oft-cited reason. It’s almost as though the majority of the United Kingdom approves of Brexit or something.
– Mass shooting in New Jersey by black supremacists, for a change. (more…)
The Not Fake News Update, 02 December 2019:
– Iran protests over a gas price hike are the worst since the rise of the Ayatollah.
– Iraq is likewise beset by civil disorder; their P.M. resigned over the weekend due to corruption allegations and probably won’t be replaced any time soon. Bolivia and Venezuela have calmed down; Hong Kong is simmering. Uruguay, on the other hand, seems to be experiencing a peaceful transition of power following recent elections.
– China, as expected, has moved to halt trade talks (more…)
Things you’re missing on 27 November 2019
– Bolivia coup/non-coup: Protests are dying down now that new elections have been announced. We don’t have the date yet, but we’re getting there.
– UK’s Labour Party is shocked, Shocked! to discover (more…)
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